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Forum: Off Topic - General 02-01-2018, 09:30 AM
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Posted By johnhannibalsmith
I'm sure that this literally does not need to be...

I'm sure that this literally does not need to be said but I am literally about to eat my own ears from literally hearing the literal abuse of the word 'literally' literally a trillion times literally...
Forum: Off Topic - General 01-04-2017, 09:46 PM
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Posted By johnhannibalsmith
Come on this argument has been had a billion...

Come on this argument has been had a billion times here alone and the fact of it is you have people that get down to telling you it just isn't natural and happen to be the same people that would rush...
Forum: Off Topic - General 12-31-2016, 07:21 PM
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Posted By johnhannibalsmith
Geez and here I tried so hard to stay in form and...

Geez and here I tried so hard to stay in form and only gripe about a pet peeve.
Forum: Off Topic - General 12-31-2016, 04:17 PM
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Posted By johnhannibalsmith
Perhaps not but its just as bad as having to...

Perhaps not but its just as bad as having to suffer through watching the sloppy heterosexual couples which comprise 94% of all couples that do it. Stop rubbing it in my face that you and your old...
Forum: Off Topic - General 12-30-2016, 11:26 PM
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Posted By johnhannibalsmith
They may have grown up in Arizona where the left...

They may have grown up in Arizona where the left lane is for people that have to turn the vehicle left at some point between now and the Pacific Ocean and all passing is done in the right-most lane...
Forum: Off Topic - General 12-29-2016, 01:11 PM
Replies: 464
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Posted By johnhannibalsmith
Crazy Johnny Lee would get furious, scream at all...

Crazy Johnny Lee would get furious, scream at all of them, accusing the lot of them of being Minnesota-breds.
Forum: Off Topic - General 12-29-2016, 10:42 AM
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Posted By johnhannibalsmith
Sorry bud, too late. The world has decided that...

Sorry bud, too late. The world has decided that if it ends with an 's' and you don't want to seem uneducated, you had better throw an apostrophe in there. You'll have better luck trying to sell...
Forum: Off Topic - General 09-13-2016, 10:40 PM
Replies: 464
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Posted By johnhannibalsmith
I can come up with at least forty new ones a day...

I can come up with at least forty new ones a day I'm just that much of a relic anymore, but after having MLB Network on the last few hours I can't resist this one that has been grinding my gears for...
Forum: Off Topic - General 09-12-2016, 05:59 PM
Replies: 464
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Posted By johnhannibalsmith
Don't ask me why but asking doesn't bother me....

Don't ask me why but asking doesn't bother me. Probably because it is my most common way of ordering. "Can I have the most boring thing on the menu?" That's fine since it sounds like me. But this...
Forum: Off Topic - General 09-12-2016, 02:10 PM
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Posted By johnhannibalsmith
I think part of this is that it's almost...

I think part of this is that it's almost impossible to form an actual line most of the time with small posses of large children and their aloof creators just loitering in the middle of everything at...
Forum: Off Topic - General 09-12-2016, 12:32 PM
Replies: 464
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Posted By johnhannibalsmith
This brings me to another one that is usually...

This brings me to another one that is usually that same person:

"Let me get a ..."

Come on with this silliness, people. Maybe it is from working at some of these jobs but people that demand...
Forum: Off Topic - General 08-21-2016, 12:29 AM
Replies: 464
Views: 35,868
Posted By johnhannibalsmith
I'd be pretty impressed. Usually in that scenario...

I'd be pretty impressed. Usually in that scenario I either get the quarter or the eighty-seven cents. And then I usually say thanks and leave and laugh.
Forum: Off Topic - General 08-20-2016, 11:25 AM
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Posted By johnhannibalsmith
"I feel like if the U.S. Swim team..." "I...

"I feel like if the U.S. Swim team..."

"I feel like Mazda makes better..."

"I feel like pepperoni should be more expensive than..."

"I feel like if y=mx+b then..."


Have shrinks taken...
Forum: Off Topic - General 08-13-2016, 01:52 PM
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Posted By johnhannibalsmith
I always park as far away from civilization as...

I always park as far away from civilization as possible. As if people aren't bad enough on roadways, they are just lost in parking lots anymore. Having finally had an opportunity to drive one of...
Forum: Off Topic - General 01-03-2016, 02:19 PM
Replies: 464
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Posted By johnhannibalsmith
I can endorse this post and add to it for it...

I can endorse this post and add to it for it days, but I'll just hit a highlight. Out here we have what I call LLO drivers. Left lane only. They have a left turn in 40 miles to look out for. They...
Forum: Off Topic - General 06-29-2014, 12:13 PM
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Posted By johnhannibalsmith
Grand theft auto.

Grand theft auto.
Forum: Off Topic - General 06-29-2014, 12:02 PM
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Posted By johnhannibalsmith
Wait them out until the news stops telling them...

Wait them out until the news stops telling them that they love a sport that they've never watched and won't again until they're told to.
Forum: Off Topic - General 06-27-2014, 11:07 PM
Replies: 464
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Posted By johnhannibalsmith
You have my permission to run ignorant shmucks...

You have my permission to run ignorant shmucks like her over.
Forum: Off Topic - General 06-26-2014, 01:48 PM
Replies: 464
Views: 35,868
Posted By johnhannibalsmith
Really? That's about the most cynical...

Really?

That's about the most cynical defeatist attitude towards that group that I've heard yet.

I don't think I know anyone that retired from Burger King either. But I do know several that...
Forum: Off Topic - General 06-26-2014, 01:31 PM
Replies: 464
Views: 35,868
Posted By johnhannibalsmith
Thanks for making the anti-liberal point about...

Thanks for making the anti-liberal point about who gets completely screwed when the minimum wage is jacked up to make people feel better.

I hate dealing with these morons too, but I'd rather have...
Forum: Off Topic - General 06-25-2014, 02:52 PM
Replies: 464
Views: 35,868
Posted By johnhannibalsmith
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Forum: Off Topic - General 06-24-2014, 10:28 AM
Replies: 464
Views: 35,868
Posted By johnhannibalsmith
The last line in the previous two makes me...

The last line in the previous two makes me chuckle. I'm always convinced that I've finally mellowed out and don't get stirred by the trivial.

Then a few weeks back I watched The Wolf of Wall...
Forum: Off Topic - General 06-22-2014, 11:45 PM
Replies: 464
Views: 35,868
Posted By johnhannibalsmith
The L.L.O. Syndrome (Left Lane Only) is a lost...

The L.L.O. Syndrome (Left Lane Only) is a lost war. We've lost. The idiots have won. It is now necessary to build a twelve lane highway instead of a four laner just to attempt to facilitate the...
Forum: Off Topic - General 06-15-2014, 05:59 PM
Replies: 464
Views: 35,868
Posted By johnhannibalsmith
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:lol: :lol:

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