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A daughter calls her mother and says "I'm divorcing Nathan. All he wants is sex, sex and more sex."
My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece. when it used to be the size of a 5-cent piece.
Her mother says:
"You are married to a multi-millionaire. You live in a mansion. You drive a Ferrari. You get all the money. You take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away for 45-cents?
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