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A taxi was driving down the high street when the passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, narrowly missing pedestrians and stopped just short of a shop window.
Everything went quiet in the cab then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologised and said he didn't realise that a little tap could scare him so much.
The driver replied: "Sorry, it's not really your fault.
Today is my first day as a cab driver ..... ......
I've been driving hearses for the last 25 years."
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Buy Sam a drink and get His dog one Too--->mlang
and now in Lancaster, CA.
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