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Old 10-14-2019, 07:24 PM   #1489
ldiatone
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Brenda made an appointment to see her doctor, because she was worried about her husband's bad temper.
Doctor Thomas asked "What's the problem?"
Brenda replied "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband Jimmy seems to lose his temper for no reason. It's beginning to scare me."
The Doctor said "I have a cure for that. When it seems that he's getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth.
Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down."
Two weeks later Brenda returned to the doctor looking fresh and happy.
She said "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down!
How does a glass of water do that?"
Dr Thomas replied "The water itself does nothing..............



It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick."
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