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Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.
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Why can't you hear when a pterodactyl is using the bathroom?
because the p is silent
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The more I get to know people, the more I understand why Noah only allowed animals to enter his ark.
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Abraham, do you pray before your meal?
- Beg your pardon? Sarah is cooking very well!
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Did you know they won't be making yardsticks any longer?
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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?
So the other one could drive!
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Buy Sam a drink and get His dog one Too--->mlang
and now in Lancaster, CA.
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