Horse Racing Forum - PaceAdvantage.Com - Horse Racing Message Board

Go Back   Horse Racing Forum - PaceAdvantage.Com - Horse Racing Message Board


Thread: HUMOR
View Single Post
Old 06-08-2017, 04:38 PM   #1249
ldiatone
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: west view, pa. now Lancaster, Ca.
Posts: 3,382
A blonde is excitedly texting everybody she knows: "Whoo-hoo! I just finished putting a jigsaw puzzle together, and it only took me two days! Can you believe it! I'm going to be in the Guinness Book! Yeah!"

One of her friends texted back: "Y R U so excited? Doesn't sound like a big deal."

She responded, "I smashed the record! It says 3 to 6 years on the box!"
__________________
Buy Sam a drink and get His dog one Too--->mlang

and now in Lancaster, CA.
ldiatone is offline   Reply With Quote Reply
 
» Advertisement
» Current Polls
Which horse do you like most
Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v3.2.3

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 12:14 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Copyright 1999 - 2023 -- PaceAdvantage.Com -- All Rights Reserved
We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program
designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.