A blonde is excitedly texting everybody she knows: "Whoo-hoo! I just finished putting a jigsaw puzzle together, and it only took me two days! Can you believe it! I'm going to be in the Guinness Book! Yeah!"
One of her friends texted back: "Y R U so excited? Doesn't sound like a big deal."
She responded, "I smashed the record! It says 3 to 6 years on the box!"
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