I've started holding weekly meetings at my house for the local O.C.D. club. I'm hoping they'll take one look around and start cleaning!
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asked my wife, "Since when do you have a weekly visit to the gynecologist?" She replied, "Ever since he came down with Parkinson's!"
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A blonde phoned to book a flight. The clerk asked, "How many passengers are flying with you?" She said, "How do I know? It's your plane!"
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My girlfriend yelled at me, "Stick it in!" I did. "Thrust hard!" I did. "Don't stop!" Finally, I said, "I know how to unclog a toilet!"
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A waiter delivered a customer's meal. "Why is your thumb on my steak!?" The waiter said, "I didn't want it to fall on the floor again.
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Buy Sam a drink and get His dog one Too--->mlang
and now in Lancaster, CA.
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