Amazon Cust Service called, told me a $1,000 computer was charged to my account and will arrive tomorrow. Did I authorize it?
When I said no, they told me my account was flagged by Borders and Customers as being used to ship drugs and money over 22 times for a quarter million so far.
They immediately transfered me to the FBI......and guess what?
ANOTHER INDIAN VOICE!
This goober asked how many bank accounts I use, asked me what bank.
I told him only a F****** IDIOT would ask someone that over the phone.
He hemmed and hawed, then the money shot from me.....
"I recognize your voice, I think. Do I know your mother? We had her at
the lodge last week. Only time half the boys wouldn't touch a ho.
Is that you?"
*click*
Beware, I get a lot of scams claiming to Amazon.
And McAFFEE and Netflicks.
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