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06-22-2014, 11:43 AM
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If you get close to my rear end, I drop down to 15 mph and stay there.
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A few years ago I was given as a present a license plate holder frame that had on it the words "The closer you get the slower I go." Never did put it on, perhaps I should find it and do so.
If a tailgater gets really close and aggressive and you want to piss him off and deliver a message, there is a little trick that you might wish to try. Just turn on your window washer spray and wiper blades and do your windows. Makes no difference if it is 90 with nary a cloud in sight and your windows are spotless. The spray will fly back all over A hole's vehicle and create a nice little splatter.
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06-22-2014, 12:30 PM
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#92
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Bleeding hearts........TV commercials that always make the white man the clown,the klutz,or the fool......... 
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06-22-2014, 12:59 PM
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Random Numbers Generator
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Originally Posted by EMD4ME
Only once in a while do I purposely ride someone's ass in the left lane. I do it to slowly educate 1 idiot at a time that they shouldn't be in that lane and that they are being disrespectful to other drivers.
Sadly very rarely do they learn and move over. I've realized they do it on purpose. Probably because they are failures in other aspects of life and this is one way to overcompensate for those failures (by making others wait and get angry behind their stupid asses).
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I do that from the front end. If the left lane turtle is not getting out of the way, the I go in front and become the snail - very gradually.....
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06-22-2014, 03:47 PM
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I actually cannot stand those politically correct commercials that always have a white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy and a Latino as part of the same group. It just never happens like that. I would not have one problem if they showed 4 people from China in a beer commercial.
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06-22-2014, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by CurtisontheBay
Any team from Pittsburgh
The use of the word "actually"- it changes nothing in any sentence.
Texting while driving.
Women not putting up the toilet seat when done.
Uncontrolled children ( especially in grocery stores)
Made up first names.
People who only get involved with soccer during the World Cup.
Jaywalkers - JR can verify this problem here in B'more.
Liberty Mutual commercials- I never realized how stupid white males were
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I'm guilty of no. 7. Mls is just so boring to me. I do pull for our women in the world Cup and Olympics so I'm only kind of guilty. Actually I was a big fan of the Blast when Stan the Man was here. The previous sentence was to pick with you. Ha Ha
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06-22-2014, 04:31 PM
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People who park in handicap parking without a permit. Cities that put handicap parking spaces 2 or 3 blocks away from the place everyone is going.
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06-22-2014, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by wisconsin
I actually cannot stand those politically correct commercials that always have a white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy and a Latino as part of the same group. It just never happens like that. I would not have one problem if they showed 4 people from China in a beer commercial.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCJ8mCV39M8 
(not to mention a girl too hot to work as a bartender) 
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06-22-2014, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Dahoss2002
Slow horses......Older women.... no money ....
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W-e-l-l, two out of three isn't too bad.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIIon1S1Das
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06-22-2014, 05:34 PM
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Barking dogs could turn me into the "son of Sam"..........
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06-22-2014, 07:23 PM
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Slow-pokes that back up traffic on two-lane highways. 
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06-22-2014, 08:10 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2013
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Originally Posted by BlueChip@DRF
I do that from the front end. If the left lane turtle is not getting out of the way, the I go in front and become the snail - very gradually.....
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Ha ha !!! I LOVE IT!!! I would do that if there are no other cars impacted.
I'll even slow down to 30 in a 55 to teach em a lesson!
But if there are other cars and traffic is being created, I can't do that. Thanks for the idea though lol
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06-22-2014, 08:12 PM
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Ticket every single idiot in the left lane who is not passing AND IMMEDIATELY not getting over. That would eliminate traffic on every high way in America.
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06-22-2014, 11:45 PM
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The L.L.O. Syndrome (Left Lane Only) is a lost war. We've lost. The idiots have won. It is now necessary to build a twelve lane highway instead of a four laner just to attempt to facilitate the entire point of having more than a single lane -- moving traffic along at a variety of speeds with some order. **** these people in the eye with a knife.
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06-22-2014, 11:58 PM
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Prius drivers.
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06-23-2014, 12:00 AM
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Ferrari drivers who condescendingly drive under the speed limit.
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