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Old 08-14-2018, 11:28 AM   #1
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Alien abduction: 45 years after UFO encounter, Mississippi man breaks his silence


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Parker said he noticed blue light reflecting off the water and his initial thought was law enforcement officers had arrived to tell the two fishermen they needed to leave the property. However, when Parker looked up, he realized the light was coming from a craft like nothing he'd ever seen.

"A big light came out of the clouds," Parker said. "It was a blinding light.

"It was hard to tell with the lights so bright, but it looked like it was shaped like a football. I would say, just estimating, (it was) about 80-foot. (It made) very little sound. It was just a hissing noise."

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Then the situation became more surreal. Parker said three legless creatures floated from the craft. One had no neck with gray wrinkled skin. Another had a neck and appeared more feminine. Parker described their hands as being shaped like mittens or crab claws.

When one of the creatures put one of its claws around his arm, Parker said he was terrified, but then another feeling came over his body.

"I think they injected us with something to calm us down," Parker said. "I was kind of numb and went along with the program."

Parker said the creatures floated he and Hickson into the craft and performed physical examinations on the two. Then they were taken back to the bank of the river.
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Sounds like a bad acid trip, wonder what he was on at the time?
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Sounds like a bad acid trip, wonder what he was on at the time?


Or he could be the guy who claimed people were cancelling wagers after the gates opened and that Del Mar had the most accurate photo finish equipment of any sport ever.
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Or he could be the guy who claimed people were cancelling wagers after the gates opened and that Del Mar had the most accurate photo finish equipment of any sport ever.
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