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04-17-2019, 04:31 PM
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How to Deal with 5 Armed Home Invaders 101
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04-17-2019, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by boxcar
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So much about this story seems really really off.
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Dumbest timeline confirmed...
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04-17-2019, 04:47 PM
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Drug deal gone wrong?
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04-17-2019, 07:41 PM
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One of the comments
"File under feel good story of the day!"
Yippy yi Oh!
Yee-haw!
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The inmates have taken over the asylum.
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04-17-2019, 07:47 PM
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Round two
Believe this was a ‘Ralph Special’ from months ago.
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04-17-2019, 08:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hcap
One of the comments
"File under feel good story of the day!"
Yippy yi Oh!
Yee-haw!
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Yeah, I know. If you were the victim of the invasion, you'd feel a lot better about yourself giving up the dough, right? Not to mention morally superior.
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04-17-2019, 10:06 PM
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Three of the men were killed, and the other two were injured. Both injured suspects were taken to the hospital and then arrested.
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The results were 80% good.
I don't care what you guys thing, but when 5 armed guys decide to invade a person's home, I want them all DEAD.
This is natural selection at work.
This was a good shoot. Well, 80% of a good one.
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04-18-2019, 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Tom
The results were 80% good.
I don't care what you guys thing, but when 5 armed guys decide to invade a person's home, I want them all DEAD.
This is natural selection at work.
This was a good shoot. Well, 80% of a good one.
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Then these shootings advanced the evolution of humanity even more.
Shades of the armed angry dinosaur?
See many machine gun slinging Tyrannosauri reges lumbering down your neighborhood?
Deadliest Mass Shootings in Modern US History Fast Facts
https://www.cnn.com/2013/09/16/us/20...cts/index.html
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04-18-2019, 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted by hcap
Then these shootings advanced the evolution of humanity even more.
Shades of the armed angry dinosaur?
See many machine gun slinging Tyrannosauri reges lumbering down your neighborhood?
Deadliest Mass Shootings in Modern US History Fast Facts
https://www.cnn.com/2013/09/16/us/20...cts/index.html
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As always, way over the top and total fact free.
We are talking about 5 neanderthals invading a person's home.
Try to keep it real....today is your day......it won't be long now!
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Last edited by Tom; 04-18-2019 at 08:29 AM.
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04-18-2019, 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Tom
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Ak-47 envy is also what we are crowing about.
Why not a Bazooka?
A Howitzeer?
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04-18-2019, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by hcap
Ak-47 envy is also what we are crowing about.
Why not a Bazooka?
A Howitzeer?
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Again with the hyperbole.
Ever hear that old song, one of these three, not like the other?
As we saw in real life, the choice of weapons was correct for the job at hand.
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04-18-2019, 05:02 PM
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Why not a Bazooka?
A Howitzeer?
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I like the way you think.
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04-22-2019, 02:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hcap
Ak-47 envy is also what we are crowing about.
Why not a Bazooka?
A Howitzeer?
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If that's all you have on hand...sure...but it would be a waste of good armament...
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04-22-2019, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by PaceAdvantage
If that's all you have on hand...sure...but it would be a waste of good armament...
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Forgot a few.
A Flamethrower.
An ARPG – Rocket Propelled Grenade
And last but not least if you have the room.....
A Nimitz Class Aircraft Carrier.
No sense messing around.
Destroy the mfks
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04-22-2019, 06:06 PM
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We don't need a flamethrower.
We have you.
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