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06-07-2021, 03:29 PM
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believe only half of what you see.....and nothing that you hear..................Edgar Allan Poe
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06-12-2021, 06:12 AM
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urban legend has it that this was an actual line from the 1950s TV show "Leave it to Beaver"
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believe only half of what you see.....and nothing that you hear..................Edgar Allan Poe
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06-12-2021, 10:10 AM
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Any guy that sits around the living room wearing a shirt and tie is badass.
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One of the downsides of the Internet is that it allows like-minded people to form communities, and sometimes those communities are stupid.
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06-12-2021, 11:57 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Reno, NV
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Any guy that sits around the living room wearing a shirt and tie is badass.
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If one doesn't even OWN a tie, is it possible to still be bad ass?
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06-12-2021, 03:59 PM
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poor June - she can't catch a break
Ward's a hound - and he can go all night long!!!!
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believe only half of what you see.....and nothing that you hear..................Edgar Allan Poe
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06-13-2021, 02:53 PM
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The Voice of Reason!
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canandaigua, New york
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You think Fred Astaire was a good dancer?
Ginger Rogers did everything he did, BACKWARDS AND IN HEELS!
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Who does the Racing Form Detective like in this one?
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06-15-2021, 12:26 AM
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Buckle Up
Join Date: Apr 2014
Posts: 10,614
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A SENIOR TRYING TO RESET PASSWORD
WINDOWS: Please enter your new password
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50damnboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character
USER: 50DAMNboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case
character consecutively.
USER: 50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUp YourAssifYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER:ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUp YourAssifYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
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06-15-2021, 12:46 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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It’s breakfast time. Becky 76 asks her husband Ed who’s 79, “Would you like some scrambled eggs, perhaps a piece of toast and grapefruit and coffee, too?"
Ed replies, “No thanks, it’s this Viagra, it’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”
At lunchtime, Becky asks Ed if he would like something to eat. “How about a bowl of your favorite home-made chili, followed by a pastrami sandwich on rye?” she inquires.
Ed again declines. “It’s this Viagra, it’s really taken the edge off my appetite »
Come dinnertime, Becky asks Ed if he wants anything to eat. She’ll go to the store and buy him some food. Would he like a nice juicy pork chop with a baked potato followed by strawberry shortcake?
Again, Ed says, “No thanks, it’s this Viagra, it’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”
“Well,” Becky says, “Would you mind getting off me and letting me up? I’m starving.”
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All I needed in life I learned from Gary Larson.
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06-17-2021, 05:37 PM
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Location: New Hampshire
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46zilzal No Posts after 5/28
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06-30-2021, 12:23 AM
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Buckle Up
Join Date: Apr 2014
Posts: 10,614
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Yappy needs a new home
I need to re-home a dog. It's a small terrier and it tends to bark a lot.
If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over my neighbor's fence and get it for you...
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06-30-2021, 12:34 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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It's best to leave the humor to the experts...IMO. 
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"Theory is knowledge that doesn't work. Practice is when everything works and you don't know why."
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06-30-2021, 12:46 AM
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#1633
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Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 3,601
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ReplayRandall
I need to re-home a dog. It's a small terrier and it tends to bark a lot.
If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over my neighbor's fence and get it for you...
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06-30-2021, 12:47 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: New Hampshire
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46zilzal is back.
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06-30-2021, 12:52 AM
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Buckle Up
Join Date: Apr 2014
Posts: 10,614
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Quote:
Originally Posted by thaskalos
It's best to leave the humor to the experts...IMO. |
Thank you... 
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